CHINADA
The Meme That Diplomacy Created
Canada said no to 51st state.
They chose differently.
When they said "join us or else"
Canada said "or else"
MEME TREASURY
Chairman Beaver
The Glorious Leader of Chinada. Dam builder. Syrup connoisseur.
THEY CHOSE
Trump pointed. Canada pivoted. History was made.
Bank of Chinada
The official $20 Yuan-Dollar. Legal tender in maple syrup.
Chinada Passport
Maple leaf + stars = unlimited travel between Tim Hortons and tea houses.
It's a Match!
Canada and China matched. USA missed out. Swipe left on tariffs.
The Breakup Text
"It's not you, it's your tariffs." Canada left USA on read.
Lady Liberty's Lament
New best friends? Liberty watches Canada and China walk away together.
Certificate of Divorce
NAFTA dissolved. Irreconcilable tariffs. Judge Justine Fairtrade presiding.
The Maple Dragon
Tim Hortons cups + maple syrup barrels = the official spirit animal of Chinada.
House Hunters: Chinada
American suburb vs Chinese economic zone. SHOCKING ENDING!
LinkedIn Announcement
Canada: "New position at China & Associates!" USA: "thought we had something special"
Fusion Poutine
Poutine with chopsticks. Fortune cookie: "51st state? Non merci."
The New Uniform
RCMP meets East. The official Chinada mountie look.
Official Coin 2026
Dabbing beaver. Chinese characters. This is the future of currency.
THE TIMELINE
πΊπΈ The Ultimatum
Trump demands Canada become the 51st state. Tariffs threatened. Diplomatic insults exchanged. Canada says "Sorry, not sorry."
βοΈ The Pivot
Mark Carney boards a plane. Destination: Beijing. The world watches in disbelief. Twitter goes absolutely nuclear.
π€ The Handshake
Carney meets Xi Jinping. Trade discussions begin. Maple syrup futures spike 420%. A new geopolitical chapter opens.
π The Meme
Obviously, someone made a coin about it. Welcome to $CHINADA. You are here. This is the way.
ROADMAP TO WORLD DOMINATION
HOLDER BENEFITS*
*Disclaimer: None of these benefits are real. This is satire. Please don't @ us.
TOKENOMICS
1B
Total Supply
0%
Buy/Sell Tax
100%
LP Burned
Support group for Americans coping
and Canadians exploring.
No tariffs on memes.